Sunday, August 9, 2009

Public Service Announcement

Dear gentleman who sat in front of me at church tonight,

There is a magnificent product that I would like for you to try! I am certain that you will greatly enjoy its many benefits! Your life may never be the same: Imagine a world where people do not turn green when you walk by, where flowers remain alive in your presence, where smiles and even hugs abound! The possibilities for your future are endless. Who knows--you could have a supermodel on your arm this evening if you would simply purchase the following product and follow the instructions below!!



  1. Unwind or pull off the deodorant cap.

  2. Take off plastic casing, if it applies to your deodorant.

  3. Proceed to apply deodorant to the underarm region. Principally over the sweat glands.

  4. Apply with a gentle to and fro motion. One to four strokes should do it.

  5. Allow to dry for about one minute. Take care putting on clothes as the deodorant can sometimes leave a mark on clothing that shows on the outside.

  6. Replace the cap and put the deodorant away.

*Directions courtesy of WikiHow*

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